Jasper? Jasper?...how do I work this? It wont record! Wait, what do you mean its already recording?....Oh, I see.
Hello! Its Alice Cullen here...I cant come to the phone, obviously *giggle*, and I apologize, but if you leave your number on this message thing, and I figure out how to use it, Ill call you right back! Thankyou, sweetheart!

Hey, You've failed to reach Jane. Obviously, I dont think youre some one Ill need to really talk to. I have better things to do than listen to you. Dont expect me to call back, okay? Now, get lost. You're wasting my cell phones time

Hey, it's Jasper, sorry I was unable to answer your call. Leave me a message and I will get back to you, thanks.

Sorry I cant come right now. Im probably hanging out with 'friends' or the pack I hang around in. Uh, leave your name, number & what its regarding, and Ill get back to you

hello! Sorry I cant come to the phone right now. The main reason is Im with my family, or with Carlisle...either that or I left it on silent and have lost it some where around the house or at the Hospital. I really dont like mobile phones. Anyway, its best to call the house phone. If not, then leave your name & number and Ill get back to you

Hi, thanks for calling. I can't get to my phone right now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. *BEEP*

Kaleb here. I can't come to the phone at the moment, I'm probably out with friends or just chillin'. Leave a message and I'll get back to you asap.

Hey, it's Jake. Leave a message.

...phones are a waste of time. Oh, it's recording. You've reached Felix, leave a message and I'll call you back.

First: who are you? Second: How the hell did you get my number? Third: Do you seriously think I'll call you back? -giggles- It's Billie, just leave a message.